“Where to?” he asked after ten minutes or so and we realised we didn’t have a fucking clue where we was off to. Desi xxx “Get his number,” I says, “Could be a handy bloke to have round.”
“Sounds about eighty,” Sandra explained, “Poor sod.”
The phone rang again, “Bloody hell Allthwaite,” Inspector Head interjected, “Your advert on Cbay certainly hit the spot.”
“Bloody place is crawling with Pedos,” I explained. “Best take the Subaru,” I said. I wouldn’t mind except I thought it was Vicky Pendleton. “Yes,” PC Tony Mulholland answered, “It’s a mobile.”
“Bollocks,” the Inspector said, “Don’t be so full on Sharon, he’s a Pedo, he won’t like being fucked up the ass by a dog will he?”
“He might sir!” Sharon protested, “What am I supposed to say?”
“String him along, say you
