Until I met him, he probably never even touched a basketball or football in his life. Amateur sex I’ll be spending time in both places when I die… but just as I won’t taste the fruits of paradise I won’t feel the fires of hell. “Did I not say it right?” he asks. He ‘accidentally’ slides into her and hilts. Now take them back!”
“Aw, but you obviously like them!” I say, pointing to his now rigid boner. What should concern you currently is that YOUR demonic strength is directly proportional to both the number of souls in your possession, as well as the amount of CHAOS you have created within the boundaries of THE RULES.
