There were gasps of surprise from the audience. Amateur sex “Hey Jack you selfish bastard. The kids put a crimp in our 24/7 on-demand sex life, but once they’re tucked into bed and the lights are turned down low, we still enjoy the raunchiest, dirtiest sex around via whispers and barely stifled moans. We collapsed to the sand, kissing, while the people around us started applauding. Most had stopped their own sexual escapades to watch us fully consummate our marriage. probably as hard as I had ever seen her. All because I made the mistake of saying yes, on a dark and fateful night.
