I turn the tap and aim the jet at the lounger blasting the shit and puke. I’m here about the Nissan LEAF.’
‘Yeah, that’s my car so you can fuck right off you robbing bastard.’
She seems close to the edge, her words slurred. Pornhub ‘You like that?’ I whisper. Nothing major, just your titties or ass. Mrs Hyde doesn’t ask to check my credentials. And then I hear another female voice behind me. Her chest rises and falls and I feel her heartbeat quicken. She’s wearing headphones and a thin beach kaftan over a little bikini. I’m totally serious, this is happening.’ I say this as gently as I can because Yvonne’s breathing has changed, like she’s about to break down in tears. I spin round, and see Yvonne holding a can
